bitchinbands:

hongkers:

hongkers:

Who robbed the tampon factory?

SOME BLOODY CUNT

are you fucking serious

Reblog if you’re a cuddler.
  • me during shower time: What is my mission here on earth? What would have happened if Hitler got killed before he started the war? What if is there's a bigger force controlling us right now?
  • me almost falling asleep: I think I've solved the mystery of Atlantis and the cure for cancer and starving in Africa and the problems for all bad things in the universe
  • me during the day: how do I spell house?
  • how the fuck do some girls get boyfriends so easily like wtf do you just create them in your basement or what

    foreverjustgemma:

    Because I woke one day and reality hit me
    I’m no-ones number one, no-ones first choice, not important

    Don’t confuse my personality with my attitude. My personality is who I am. My attitude depends on who you are.
    ― Frank Ocean (via coyotegold)
    Anonymous: Hi love ❤ please don't give up just yet, I love you and I wish you all the good things in life because that's what you deserve❤ If you ever need a reason to hold on and keep going, remember me, I love you, I'd be heartbroken if something happened to you and I know there's many others in your life that would be just as sad as I'd be! So please, I'm begging you! Don't give up❤ I'll look after you ❤

    OMG you are amazing! this is what i needed today so thankyou! I LOVE YOU <3 dont you give up either and you’re always welcome to come off anon lovely <3

  • Me: I'm done with this.
  • Cutting: No you're not. You know you're not. You just want to think you can stop, but you know you need me. You can't even handle your own head without me. You want the voices to stop and you know I can help with that. So shut up. I control you. Now cut, bitch.
  • cornchipz:

    awkwardcontent:

    Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.

    some people never develop beyond this stage